I have a friend whose name is Noel. In secondary school, we disturb him by calling him by his father's name. When i found out his mother's name, i pao toh-ed to my friends and we started calling him that.
Those were the days. If you were to see him outside, he looks like a bouncer from a stripclub. But fear not for he is a total opposite(he is like a small boy lah)! His antics will make your jaw drop.
Just look at what jokes he came up with:
Q: What do you call an alien from Mars who lives in Singapore?
A: MARS-ling! (Marsling)
Q: What happens when you give food to the letter X?
A: You would have kindly just fed X! (Fedex)
Q: What do you call a malay guy that likes to dance alot?
A: Mat Donna! (Madonna)
I decided to challenge him by giving him a piece of my mind. I created this joke a long time ago but have yet to test it on him.
Q: What do you get when you mix peanut with umbrella?
A: NUTELLA! wakakakakakakakakak!!!
And then he came up with another.....
Q: What do you get when you mix fruits with umbrella?
A: FRUITELLA!!!
Sigh..when will this friend of mine ever grow up?
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